Feelin’ Chill

31 Dec

Howdy, amigos! I’m busy bein’ a real horse, and also a mostly retired pet horse. It’s all good on the County Island.

I thought I’d take a lil time to tell ya if you’re at a real cold ranch right now, well…

I’m feelin too hot. It’s on account of my haircoat. It’s some real good hair, too. All this sunshine ain’t always easy to deal with.

But ya know what? A couple people-days from now maybe I’ll be too cold, like you are.

The point is, it all works out, kinda like when a horse may be made to balance his hooves on a contraption called a people-made teeter-totter for no reason a horse can perceive.

Sometimes we teeter, and sometimes we totter. So if it’s cold where ya are, don’t worry none. Soon you’ll be too hot, like me.

That’s called balance and it’s a good thing for horses and people alike to learn about. No matter if it seems dumb.

Thanks to all of y’all for balancin here with me on this strange teeter-totter called the County Island. Enjoy your people-year thing. And don’t set off no big boomy things nor sparky crackly things around us. We hate those.

Best horse regards,



Posted by on December 31, 2017 in Uncategorized


4 responses to “Feelin’ Chill

  1. Lori Vansickle

    January 1, 2018 at 9:10 am

    Happy New Year Whiskey Ranch Horse. Being too warm would be a pleasure here at the moment. -30 C (-22 F) And it has been for almost 2 weeks. Just plain tiring to deal with. On the bright side, lots and lots of hay to munch on to keep us all warm.

    • Whiskey Ranch-Horse

      January 8, 2018 at 8:53 am

      I ain’t sure what your Cs and fc there mean, but it does sound real cold. Havin a lot of good hay to much on to keep warm is a good thing.

  2. warmbloods

    January 2, 2018 at 5:50 am

    Happy New Year to Whiskey!
    Don’t eat yellow snow!

    • Whiskey Ranch-Horse

      January 8, 2018 at 8:52 am

      Thanks kindly and don’t worry, I know better. Plus we ain’t got snow on the County Island.


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