I been camouflaged.
Am I invisible in my new camo? ‘Cause I’d sure like to be, wearin’ this.
I don’t know why such things still surprise me.
It could be worse, though. I could look like these two.
Hey, look, it's a giant horsefly! Somebody bring me a swatter right quick.
If you hear hoofbeats, sometimes you gotta look for zebras.
Posted by Whiskey Ranch-Horse on April 8, 2010 in Uncategorized
April 9, 2010 at 9:37 am
What. No leopard?!
April 10, 2010 at 5:47 am
At first I was thinkin’, hey, who’s side are ya on here?
And then I thought, *leopard*…. Leopard has potential.
‘Cause Coors Light’s kinda scared of CATS, y’see. Well, I don’t know if he’s scared of _actual_ housecats, but he sure is not keen on the SMELL of housecats when he can smell ’em on our gal. It’s the funniest damned thing. His eyes bug right out, and he scoots backwards from her right quick, like he smelled an enormous, fierce mountain lion on her or somethin’.
So if I could get me a *leopard* “fly mask” to go along with Coors Light’s *zebra*… well, that right there has some potential. It would almost make my humiliation worth it to see his face if I could be a leopard chasin’ his zebra.
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